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Post by Bill E312 MD on Oct 24, 2008 4:35:12 GMT -5
*Uses his water-proof laptop to access secret files. Soaked in soda and everything else the others have thrown around.* This bar needs security....
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Post by dragoman on Oct 24, 2008 5:51:00 GMT -5
*Looks at Bill* I agree what do you have in mind for security?
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Post by Bill E312 MD on Oct 24, 2008 6:26:29 GMT -5
*Looks around, glances at the others then leaves the bar.* I'll bring in more 'friends' next time I come in.
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Post by †Lak† on Oct 24, 2008 9:41:08 GMT -5
*Installs machinegun turrets to the corner of the walls* *Loads them with paintballs* *Returns to his rightful place behind the bar* So, is the Cantina a success, everybody?
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Post by Bill E312 MD on Oct 24, 2008 10:32:31 GMT -5
*Returns with a crate full of firepower and hands them over to Lak.* These are the security you need. *Watches Lak install cannons, hidden darts, hidden trapdoors, hidden flames etc.etc.* Good, now I can drink in peace. Btw, the cantina is a success, here's 100z to keep up the good work
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Post by Dan the Man on Oct 24, 2008 23:43:47 GMT -5
*Brings in 200 Arc Troopers* My personal bodyguards. I'm good *sets up defenses*
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Post by Bill E312 MD on Oct 24, 2008 23:46:55 GMT -5
*Looks at the guards, silently injects power surge at their armor, causing them to short out and kill them.* What happened to them?
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Post by Dan the Man on Oct 24, 2008 23:51:49 GMT -5
Arc Troopers don't short out. HAHAHA!!!!! *Arc Troopers get up, dizzy* OPEN FIRE! *All 200 Arc Troopers star firing at Bill* Hahaha! *Pulls out lightsaber.* Join Me!
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Post by Bill E312 MD on Oct 24, 2008 23:54:03 GMT -5
*Looks at the troopers, then waits for the previously installed traps to act.* Whoops, a few got burned, another ten got shot, some of them got posioned darts... etc etc
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Post by Dan the Man on Oct 24, 2008 23:57:36 GMT -5
*Looks at the 20 remaining Arc Troopers* Um... guys, stop. We're not really winning this one. *Arc Troopers stop firing* Ok, Ok, truce.
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Post by Bill E312 MD on Oct 25, 2008 0:02:50 GMT -5
*Continues drinking his new mug of beer.* You don't mess with the Bill.
(Sounds familiar?)
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Post by Dan the Man on Oct 25, 2008 0:04:33 GMT -5
(it does, i just can't place it) Ok I got a Joke:
Yoda walks into a bar.
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Post by Bill E312 MD on Oct 25, 2008 0:08:47 GMT -5
(It's from You don't mess with the Zohan.)
*Waits for Dan to speak up.* That ain't funny.
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Post by Dan the Man on Oct 25, 2008 0:10:31 GMT -5
No, I haven't gotten to the punch line yet. Aw, wait. Nevermind, I forgot. *Shrugs*
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Post by Bill E312 MD on Oct 25, 2008 0:14:08 GMT -5
*Punches Dan at the shoulder* Don't tell a joke unless you know how.
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